Reptiles, November 1999, Anaconda attack guidelines

Have you ever wondered what to do incase you run into an anaconda, and you dont know the steps to survive?
Step 1: If you are attacked by an anaconda do not run. The snake is faster than you are.
Step 2: Lie flat on the ground. put your arms tight againts your sides, your legs tight against one another.
Step 3: Tuck your chin in.
Step 4: The snake will come and begin to nudge and climb over your body.
Step 5: Do not panic.
Step 6: After the snake has examined you, it will begin to swallow you from the feet and always from the end. Permit the snake to swallow your feet and ankles. Do not panic.
Step 7: The snake will now begin to suck your feet into its body. You must lie perfectly still. This will 
take a long time.
Step 8: When the snakes has reached tour knees slowly with as little movement as possible, reach down,

take your knife and very gentaly slide it into the side of the snake's mouth  between the edge of  

its mouth and your leg, then suddenly rip upwards, severing the snake's head.

Step 9: Be sure you have a kinfe.
Step 10: Be sure your knife is sharp.

My opinion on this artical is that this a a good way to escape from getting eaten alive by an anaconda. I have reaserched on ways to survive and basically everywhere i have looked its been similar ways to stratigies and get you away from the anaconda, but the steps up their, are the best way to do it because they are so fast and will catch up to you if you run.